#1435: Presidential Alert

[[Scene with television]]

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Television reading “E.A.S. Incoming presidential alert”

[[Television showing the President of the United States of America]]

President: My fellow Americans. ((pause)) I, uhhh. Wow.

President: Frankly, I didn’t realize what this button did. I was just… I mean… I appear before you tonight to, um.

President: Look, uhh… Remember to floss regularly. Oral hygiene is important. ((pause)) Thank you.