#1435: Presidential Alert explain

[Television beeping.]

Screen reads: “E.A.S Incoming Presidential Alert”

[President of the United States of America in his office is on the television.]

My fellow Americans. I, uhhh. Wow.

Frankly, I didn’t realize what this button did. I was just… I mean… I appear before you tonight to, um.

Look, uhh…

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