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October 1, 2014

#1428: Move Fast and Break Things

Move Fast and Break Things

[[Man being interviewed at a desk by a woman]]

Man: My motto is “move fast and break things.”

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Jobs I’ve been fired from

Fedex driver

Crane operator

Surgeon

Air traffic controller

Pharmacist

Museum curator

Waiter

Dog walker

Oil tanker captain

Violinist

Mars rover driver

Massage therapist