#1257: Monster explain

[Four people are standing around a table-top crisis planning model. Cueball and Ponytail are wearing police-style hats; Megan holds a clipboard and Blondie has her hands on the table.]

Megan: It’s as long as a football field. Runs as fast as a cheetah.

Cueball: Weighs as much as a blue whale.

Blondie: Can we negotiate with it?

Ponytail: No. It has the intelligence of a two-year-old child.

[Caption below the panel:]

By the time the Frequently-Made Comparisons Monster was finally defeated, it had eaten enough people to fill a stadium and devastated an area the size of Rhode Island.