#1238: Enlightenment explain

[The two Internet Bodhisattvas Ponytail and Cueball lecture Megan encircled by a wheel placed upon the ground.]

Ponytail: To achieve internet enlightenment, you must free yourself from insecurity.

Megan: But insecurity keeps me humble!

[Ponytail continues talking.]

Ponytail: No. Insecurity leads to conceit. Conceit leads to judgment.

Ponytail: Judgment leads to being an asshole.

[A laptop is placed on a stand in front of Megan.]

Megan: I’m ready. How do I begin?

Ponytail: Type this sentence.

[White text on black background.]

I heard you’re idea’s and their definately good.

[The laptop has been smashed to the floor. Megan is no longer in the circle.]

Ponytail: She wasnt ready.

Cueball: Its a difficult road.