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June 12, 2013

#1224: Council of 300 explain

Council of 300

[A secret society meets in a darkened chamber; a kitschy video involving two people and an RC helicopter is projected onto the background.]

Master: …Then it is settled. We the 300 members of the Secret Council, decree that this video meets our standards, and shall “go viral”.

Master: Send it to one of our agents to be leaked to the common folk.

Steward: Some of them are noticing the number.

Master: …Add a plus sign to throw them off.

Steward: Very well.

Soon…

[A communication sent to Cueball, one of the many unsuspecting plebeians of the world.]

Email: Ooh! check out this great video I found!

[Zoom in on the viewer count of a YouTube video.]

View count: 301+