June 10, 2013
#1223: Dwarf Fortress
[[A figure sits at a desk with a computer, hands on the keyboard, talking to an unseen observer.]]
Figure: If the corporate surveillance state monitors and controls every aspect of my life…
Big Brother: We do.
Figure: And I play Dwarf Fortress all day…
Big Brother: You do.
Figure: Then you’re effectively Dwarf Fortress players watching your dwarves play Dwarf Fortress.
Big Brother: … Oh God.
Big Brother realises he’s trapped in the most tedious possible Hell.