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June 10, 2013

#1223: Dwarf Fortress

Dwarf Fortress

[[A figure sits at a desk with a computer, hands on the keyboard, talking to an unseen observer.]]

Figure: If the corporate surveillance state monitors and controls every aspect of my life…

Big Brother: We do.

Figure: And I play Dwarf Fortress all day…

Big Brother: You do.

Figure: Then you’re effectively Dwarf Fortress players watching your dwarves play Dwarf Fortress.

Big Brother: … Oh God.

Big Brother realises he’s trapped in the most tedious possible Hell.