#1219: Reports

How to make boring technical reports more fun to read:

Imagine they were written and sent in, unsolicited, by the estranged spouse of the head of the project.

[[A person sits crouched in the middle of the floor of an empty room, typing on a laptop. There are books and papers scattered around him.]]

Laptop: Six guard rails have erratic reflector placement, and one even lacks reflectors entirely, despite rule G31.02(b) clearly mandating consistent usage.

Person: …

SHARON!