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May 3, 2013

#1207: AirAware explain

AirAware

[Cueball and Black Hat looking at a remote-controlled flying object.]

Cueball: What’s that?

Black Hat: It’s a drone for my new business, AirAware.

Black Hat (narrating): Our UAVs follow you and learn your schedule. If you miss a turn, forget an appointment, or give someone inaccurate information, they alert you.

Megan (on phone): I’ll be there in five.

Booming voice from the sky: WRONG!

Megan: Augh!

Cueball: That sounds annoying. Who would pay for that?

Black Hat: Huh? Nobody pays. I’m just making these and releasing them.

Cueball: That’s not a business. You’re just yelling at strangers from the sky.

Cueball: A business has to make money somehow.

Booming voice from the sky: WRONG!

Cueball: Augh!!