#1198: Geologist

[[A figure wearing goggles and ear defenders walks into a patch of rocks. He’s carrying a hammer and a pistol. There is a van in the background labelled ‘Dept. of Geology’.]]

[[The man drops the hammer and fires the pistol into the ground.]]

«BLAM BLAM BLAM»

[[The man drops the pistol and starts hammering away a chunk of rock.]]

«Clink clink»

[[The man sits behind a desk reading some paper. He has a variety of certificates and pictures on the wall behind him. He seems important. On the wall is the chunk of rock, mounted on a plaque, with a caption.]]

Earth

4,500,000,000BCE - April 12, 2013