#1193: Externalities

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Ahoy, Carnegie Melonites! Come find your future at Baidu.

[[A woman with black hair stands in a blank void.]]

Woman: But nothing about Tiananmen Square.

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It takes great minds to stifle other great minds.

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Woman: Let’s block Canada

Others: Sounds good.

We’re a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by Roomba)

[[A woman crouches on a moving Roomba with a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a smartphone in the other.]]

«whirrrrrrr»

Our recruiters are on the hunt for unaware CMU graduates

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Or UIC graduates, provied any of them manage to fill out the application correctly.

[[A website application which reads:]]

Name: WHICH ONE

Email: FORGET IT

Education: RIDING THE L ALL NIGHT LONG

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best.csv))

At Baidu, Inc., you’ll have the opportunity to work on cutting-edge projects.

[[A man sits at a computer.]]

Man: What does “make dog” do?

Off-screen person: Experimental dog generator. Don’t click on it; the default size isn’t set, so-

«click»

[[The man stares at the screen.]]

«KZZZT» «bip»

Off-screen: Uh oh.

[[A giant dog licks the desk where the computer once was, the man in the chair stares up at it.]]

((The dog gains a pound for every $10 donated to the Wikimedia Foundation via this link. Currently at $41457.11.))

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CAREERS@BAIDU, INC.

PLAY GOD WITH DOGS (TM)

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