#1176: Those Not Present explain

Every time someone says something negative about a person who’s not in the room, I scoot my chair back a few inches.

[Cueball, Ponytail and two other people are sitting at a table drinking.]

Person: He’s not so bad, but his friends…

[Cueball scoots away from table.]

Scoot scoot

Ponytail: His band is never gonna take off if…

[Cueball scoots further away.]

Scoot scoot

[Megan, Beret Guy, and Hairy come into view.]

Off-screen: Yeah, his sister is even weirder.

Off-screen: Did you see she had…

Scoot scoot

Beret Guy: …and there’s a video, but it’s blurry…

[Cueball turns around and leans his arm on his chair.]

Cueball: What’re you talking about?

Hairy: Giant squid!

Cueball: Mind if I join you?