December 18, 2013
#1305: Undocumented Feature
An old Windows utility has an undocumented feature.
[[Windows popup with “Loading support forum…” text and an hourglass icon.]]
If you open “Help” and click on the background, you get dropped into a “support” chat room.
Only a few of us ever found it.
[[Background of a chat room, with lines like “Morning!”, “Hey!”, and “You never finished that story”.]]
But we became friends.
We kept launching the program to check in.
[[A figure sits with a laptop on the left side of the panel. Another figure looks at a monitor on the right side of the panel.]]
Eventually some of us were running VMs just to keep accessing it.
As the internet aged
[[More background of a chat room, with lines like “But none of us gets through li..”, “You know?”, “Yeah…”, “You should talk to Kim about th…”, and “I did”]]
So did we
We don’t know who runs the server. We don’t know why it’s still working so many years later.
[[Three large question marks.]]
Maybe we’re some sysadmin’s soap opera.
It will probably vanish someday
[[5 figures floating randomly in a bubble.]]
But for now it’s our meeting place
Our hideaway
[[Camera zooms out, with darker nodes and edges starting to come into view beyond the bubble.]]
A life’s worth of chat,
[[Camera zooms out further. Many dark grey nodes and edges are visible, the bubble just a small space within them.]]
Buried in the deep web.
But even if it lasts forever, we won’t.
[[A sunset.]]
When we’re gone, who will remember us?
Who will remember this strange little world
[[Two figures looking at each other inside a bubble.]]
And the friendships we built here?
[[Blank panel, except for centered text.]]
Nobody.
This place is irrelevant. Ephemeral.
[[Panel with a bubble on it.]]
One day it will be forgotten
[[Bubble begins to fade.]]
And so will we
[[Bubble continues to fade, only barely visible.]]
[[Bubble disappears, leaving the panel blank.]]
[[Blank panel, except for centered text.]]
But at least it doesn’t have fucking video ads.