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November 8, 2013

#1288: Substitutions explain

Substitutions

[Caption above the panel:]

Substitutions that make reading the news more fun:

[A table of words/sentences on the left that changes into those on the left. Between each set of words, there is a gray arrow pointing from the right.]

{|

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Witnesses

| ➜

| These dudes I know

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Allegedly

| ➜

| Kinda probably

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | New study

| ➜

| Tumblr post

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Rebuild

| ➜

| Avenge

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Space

| ➜

| Spaaace

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Google Glass

| ➜

| Virtual Boy

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Smartphone

| ➜

| Pokédex

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Electric

| ➜

| Atomic

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Senator

| ➜

| Elf-lord

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Car

| ➜

| Cat

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Election

| ➜

| Eating contest

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Congressional leaders

| ➜

| River spirits

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Homeland security

| ➜

| Homestar Runner

|-

| style=“text-align:right;” | Could not be reached for comment

| ➜

| Is guilty and everyone knows it

|}