November 8, 2013
#1288: Substitutions
Substitutions that make reading the news more fun:
Witnesses â these dudes I know
Allegedly â kinda probably
New study â Tumblr post
Rebuild â avenge
Space â Spaaace
Google Glass â Virtual Boy
Smartphone â Pokédex
Electric â atomic
Senator â elf-lord
Car â cat
Election â eating contest
Congressional leaders â river spirits
Homeland Security â Homestar Runner
Could not be reached for comment â is guilty and everyone knows it