#1282: Monty Hall

[[A figure - Monty Hall - stands on stage, holding a microphone. There are three doors; two labelled “A” and “C”, which are closed, and one that is being held open by Monty. There’s a ramp to the right, down which a goat is being led by beret guy.]]

Beret guy: … and my yard has so much grass, and I’ll teach you tricks, and…

Goat: â¥