#1280: Mystery News explain

[Cueball sitting at a laptop.]

Laptop: It’s day five of the trade summit, and still no…

Cueball: Dammit

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I get most of my news from autoplaying videos in browser tabs I can’t find.

Title text: If you find and stop the video, but you’ve–against all odds–gotten curious about the trade summit, just leave the tab opened. It will mysteriously start playing again 30 minutes later!