#1277: Ayn Random explain

$In a cavern deep below the Earth, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Ann Druyan, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, and Duran Duran meet together in the Secret Council of /(\b[plurandy]+\b ?){2}/i.$

[Cueball sitting at a laptop, White Hat behind him.]

Cueball: This Ayn Random number generator you wrote claims to be fair, but the output is biased toward certain numbers.

White Hat: WELL, MAYBE THOSE NUMBERS ARE JUST INTRINSICALLY BETTER!