#1157: Sick Day explain

[This comic shows a pie chart with 5 slices, each with a label and a line pointing to these five different sized slices. There is a caption above the chart:]

Activities while sick:

[The labels on each slice is given in clockwise order starting from the top. The percentages are estimated from the image and are noted in the square brackets before the transcript:]

[54%] - Shifting around in bed feeling my skin crawl

[23%] - Wiping various face holes

[5%] - Staring at a news site but not reading it

[14%] - Thinking about how cool it is that I’m partly made of an army of critters that patrol my body ruthlessly dispatching anything they find trying to prey on me.

[4%] - Pondering hooking an aquarium pump up to my sinuses