January 11, 2013
[[Hat guy sits at his computer. A man stands behind him. On the wall is a digital countdown, partially obscured by a picture of a sunset. The part of the countdown we can see reads “0002409”.]]
Man: What’s that?
Hat guy: Countdown.
[[The countdown now reads “0002400”.]]
Man: To what?
Hat guy: Supervolcano, I think. I forget which one.
[[The countdown now reads “0002396”.]]
[[The countdown now reads “0002382”.]]
Man: Maybe we should move that picture?
Hat guy: Too hard to reach. It’s probably fine.