September 3, 2012
#1103: Nine
[[A man stands at a microwave, which hangs on the wall above the stove.]]
Man: How long do you zap these?
Out of panel person: Two minutes.
Man: Thanks!
«beep 1»
«beep 5»
«beep 9»
Man (whispering): It’s ok, Nine. You are not forgotten.
Ever since I heard the simile “as neglected as the nine button on the microwave,” I’ve found myself adjusting cook times.