September 3, 2012
#1103: Nine explain
[Cueball stands at a microwave, which hangs on the wall above the stove.]
Cueball: How long do you zap these?
Character off-frame: Two minutes.
Cueball: Thanks!
[Buttons being pushed.]
*Beep* 1
*Beep* 5
*Beep* 9
Cueball: It’s ok, nine.
Cueball: You are not forgotten.
[Caption below the frame:]
Ever since I heard the simile “As neglected as the nine button on the microwave.” I’ve found myself adjusting cook times.