September 28, 2012
#1114: Metallurgy
[[A man and a woman stand at the counter of a shop. A man with a beard and a beret stands behind the counter, holding a sword.]]
Beard: This sword was forged from a fallen star. Antimony impurities make the blade surprisingly
brittle
and
weak
.
[[A close-up on the man with the beard.]]
Beard: And
this
dagger is made of metal from a far-off kingdom. It glows blue.
Out of panel: When orcs are near?
[[The man with the beard holds a dagger.]]
Beard: No, always. Radiation from the Actinum content.
Woman: …does it have eldritch powers?
[[The bearded man puts the dagger back behind the counter.]]
Beard: It gives the wielder +2 to cancer risk.
Other Man: I think we should find another shop.