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September 21, 2012

#1111: Premiere explain

Premiere

[The setting is a standard entertainment newscast. Hairy as the news anchor in the studio sits behind a desk, resting his hands on the desk, starts off the segment with an inset feed to the right where Megan can be seen in front of a crowd behind her. The title of this segment is shown below the feed.]

Hairy: All Hollywood is in town for tonight’s star-studded premiere! We go live to our reporter on the red carpet.

Hairy: How do things look?

Title: Red Carpet Report

[Megan switches to full-screen. Megan is standing in front of a full crowd of Cueball heads who are behind a typical fancy rope barrier between posts, one of which is visible behind her. She holds a large microphone up to her face.]

Megan: Bleak.

Megan: In 800 million years the aging, brightening Sun will boil away the oceans, and all this will be blowing sand.

[Switch back to initial framing with Hairy moving his arms further away from himself and Megan now with the microphone visible.]

Hairy: Oh. Um. …Sounds pretty grim. How are the stars reacting?

Megan: Hydrogen fusion. But it won’t last forever.

Hairy: I mean the movie stars.

Megan: They won’t last forever either. None of us will.

Title: Red Carpet Report