August 8, 2012
#1092: Michael Phelps
[[Two people standing outside their en-Phelps-ified swimming pool]]
Person 1: Why is Michael Phelps in your backyard pool?
Person 2: I don’t know. He’s been there all day. Go home, Michael!
Michael Phelps: Woo! 18 gold medals!
[[The two people break out a pair of pool nets and unsuccessfully try to snag Phelps]]
Person 1: Can you get him?
Person 2: He’s so fast!
Phelps: Ha hah! Can’t catch me! «Splash splash»
[[One person heads off to fetch something]]
[[Person returns with a hand truck full of jello mix]]
Phelps: Oh crap.