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August 8, 2012

#1092: Michael Phelps explain

Michael Phelps

[Megan and Cueball standing outside their en-Phelps-ified swimming pool.]

Cueball: Why is Michael Phelps in your backyard pool?

Megan: I don’t know. He’s been there all day. Go home, Michael!

Michael Phelps: Woo! 18 gold medals!

[Megan and Cueball break out a pair of pool nets and unsuccessfully try to snag Phelps.]

Cueball: Can you get him?

Megan: He’s so fast!

Phelps: Ha hah! Can’t catch me!

Splash splash

[Cueball heads off to fetch something.]

[Cueball returns with a hand truck full of Jello mix.]

Phelps: Oh crap.