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August 13, 2012

#1094: Interview explain

Interview

[Black Hat is interviewed by Hairy.]

Hairy: …but thank you for applying. We’ll keep your résumé on file.

[Black Hat pushes a suitcase over the table.]

Black Hat: Perhaps this could change your mind?

[Hairy opens the suitcase.]

Click

[Hairy lifts open the top.]

[Camera pans over the suitcase to reveal a deep hole.]

[Camera zooms into the hole.]

[Hairy is falling into the hole.]

Hairy: AAAAAA

[Hairy falls into a chair with the suitcase falling on his lap.]

THUMP

[Hairy is dazed, and is being interviewed by Black Hat.]

Black Hat: …but thank you for applying. We’ll keep your résumé on file.

[Hairy looks confused.]

Hairy: !??!

[Hairy looks at the suitcase.]

[Hairy pushes the suitcase over the table.]

Hairy: Perhaps this could change your mind?

[Black Hat opens the suitcase.]

Click

[Black Hat looks inside.]

[Black Hat turns the suitcase around.]

Black Hat: I’m sorry—

[The suitcase is now filled with paper.]

Black Hat: —that opening has been filled.