August 13, 2012
#1094: Interview explain
[Black Hat is interviewed by Hairy.]
Hairy: …but thank you for applying. We’ll keep your résumé on file.
[Black Hat pushes a suitcase over the table.]
Black Hat: Perhaps this could change your mind?
[Hairy opens the suitcase.]
Click
[Hairy lifts open the top.]
[Camera pans over the suitcase to reveal a deep hole.]
[Camera zooms into the hole.]
[Hairy is falling into the hole.]
Hairy: AAAAAA
[Hairy falls into a chair with the suitcase falling on his lap.]
THUMP
[Hairy is dazed, and is being interviewed by Black Hat.]
Black Hat: …but thank you for applying. We’ll keep your résumé on file.
[Hairy looks confused.]
Hairy: !??!
[Hairy looks at the suitcase.]
[Hairy pushes the suitcase over the table.]
Hairy: Perhaps this could change your mind?
[Black Hat opens the suitcase.]
Click
[Black Hat looks inside.]
[Black Hat turns the suitcase around.]
Black Hat: I’m sorry—
[The suitcase is now filled with paper.]
Black Hat: —that opening has been filled.