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July 9, 2012

#1079: United Shapes explain

United Shapes

{{incomplete transcript|tables are not welcome here}}

The United Shapes

A map of things states are shaped like

[Each state has some item wedged to stay inside its borders]

{| class=wikitable

! State

! Official Transcript

! Text

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|WA

|whale

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|MT

|half muffin

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|-

|ND and SD

|top and bottom halves of an amp

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|-

|MN

|$160 in $20 USD bills

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|-

|WI

|skull

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|MI

|mitten for the lower portion, eagle for the {{w|Upper Peninsula of Michigan}}

|

|-

|NY

|hybrid transmission with standard manual-style gears and a torque converter sliced in half

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|-

|VT

|microscope, upside down

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|NH

|tall brick factory building

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|ME

|Vulcan salute

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|MA

|elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea

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|-

|CT

|train conductor’s hat

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|RI

|bow half of a boat’s hull

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|OR

|locomotive

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|-

|ID

|garden gnome, sitting down

|

|-

|WY

|envelope.

|The envelope is marked with a signature, possibly Randall’s

|-

|NE

|blue VW type 2 with mattresses sticking out the back

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|-

|IA

|tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich

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|IL

|gangster with a guitar case, upside down

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|IN

|brush of a paintbrush

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|-

|OH

|underwear (Briefs)

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|-

|PA

|very thick book with a bookmark

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|NJ

|bent-over old person

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|NV

|clothes iron

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|UT

|oven

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|CO

|Wikipedia article on Colorado

|See Link Above

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|KS

|stand-up piano

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|-

|MO

|Georgia

|Georgia

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|KY

|cloud

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|WV

|{{w|frog}}

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|VA

|{{w|stegosaurus}}

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|DC

|star.

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|MD

|wolf howling to the moon, upside down

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|DE

|meerkat

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|CA

|vacuum cleaner

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|AZ

|refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries

|

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|NM

|liquid container with warning label

|This end up!!

Property of White Sands Missile Range

Contains White Sand

???

FLAMMABLE

Warning: This product contains chemicals known Only to the state of Nevada.

Contents under pressure from parents.

If swallowed, induce labor.

56 Fluid Ounces and 14 other ounces.

|-

|OK

|covered pot, dripping with boil-over

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|-

|AR

|measuring cup

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|-

|TN

|children’s books, placed in a slightly askew pile

|Handford / WHERE’S WALDO / or wally

The Wreck of the Zephyr / Chris Van Allsburg

The Way Things Work / DAVID MACAULRY

Weisner / FREE FALL

PADDLE-TO-THE-SEA / HCH(?)

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A BUILDING / Wilson

TINTIN / The Crab with the Golden Claws / Hergé

|-

|NC

|flower bouquet

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|-

|AK

|teddy bear with a jet pack and a ray gun

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|HI

|snowball

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|TX

|dog sitting in a bowl

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|LA

|boot with some gum stuck to the bottom

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|MS

|moai head facing west

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|AL

|moai head facing east

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|GA

|Missouri.

|Missouri

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|SC

|pizza slice

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|FL

|eggplant

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|}