July 9, 2012
#1079: United Shapes explain
{{incomplete transcript|tables are not welcome here}}
The United Shapes
A map of things states are shaped like
[Each state has some item wedged to stay inside its borders]
{| class=wikitable
! State
! Official Transcript
! Text
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|WA
|whale
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|MT
|half muffin
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|ND and SD
|top and bottom halves of an amp
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|MN
|$160 in $20 USD bills
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|WI
|skull
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|MI
|mitten for the lower portion, eagle for the {{w|Upper Peninsula of Michigan}}
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|NY
|hybrid transmission with standard manual-style gears and a torque converter sliced in half
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|VT
|microscope, upside down
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|NH
|tall brick factory building
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|ME
|Vulcan salute
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|MA
|elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea
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|CT
|train conductor’s hat
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|RI
|bow half of a boat’s hull
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|OR
|locomotive
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|ID
|garden gnome, sitting down
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|WY
|envelope.
|The envelope is marked with a signature, possibly Randall’s
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|NE
|blue VW type 2 with mattresses sticking out the back
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|IA
|tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich
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|IL
|gangster with a guitar case, upside down
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|IN
|brush of a paintbrush
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|OH
|underwear (Briefs)
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|PA
|very thick book with a bookmark
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|NJ
|bent-over old person
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|NV
|clothes iron
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|UT
|oven
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|CO
|Wikipedia article on Colorado
|See Link Above
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|KS
|stand-up piano
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|MO
|Georgia
|Georgia
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|KY
|cloud
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|WV
|{{w|frog}}
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|VA
|{{w|stegosaurus}}
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|DC
|star.
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|MD
|wolf howling to the moon, upside down
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|DE
|meerkat
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|CA
|vacuum cleaner
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|AZ
|refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries
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|NM
|liquid container with warning label
|This end up!!
Property of White Sands Missile Range
Contains White Sand
???
FLAMMABLE
Warning: This product contains chemicals known Only to the state of Nevada.
Contents under pressure from parents.
If swallowed, induce labor.
56 Fluid Ounces and 14 other ounces.
|-
|OK
|covered pot, dripping with boil-over
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|AR
|measuring cup
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|-
|TN
|children’s books, placed in a slightly askew pile
|Handford / WHERE’S WALDO / or wally
The Wreck of the Zephyr / Chris Van Allsburg
The Way Things Work / DAVID MACAULRY
Weisner / FREE FALL
PADDLE-TO-THE-SEA / HCH(?)
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A BUILDING / Wilson
TINTIN / The Crab with the Golden Claws / Hergé
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|NC
|flower bouquet
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|AK
|teddy bear with a jet pack and a ray gun
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|HI
|snowball
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|TX
|dog sitting in a bowl
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|LA
|boot with some gum stuck to the bottom
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|MS
|moai head facing west
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|AL
|moai head facing east
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|GA
|Missouri.
|Missouri
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|SC
|pizza slice
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|FL
|eggplant
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|}