July 25, 2012
#1086: Eyelash Wish Log explain
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! align=“left” colspan=“2” |Eyelash Wish Log
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|align=“right”|Wish bureau ID#:
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|align=“right”|21118378
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|align=“right”|Date range:
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|align=“right”|Jan-Apr 2012
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[To the left of the above text, a picture of Black Hat above the gray text “Wisher”]
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!align=“left” width=“50px”|Date
!! align=“left”|Wish
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|Jan 09
||That wishing on eyelashes worked
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|Jan 12
||A pony
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|Jan 15
||Unlimited wishes
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|Jan 19
||Revocation of rules prohibiting unlimited wishes
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|Jan 20
||A finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes
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|Jan 28
||The power to dictate the rules governing wishes
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|Feb 05
||Unlimited eyelashes
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|Feb 06
||That wish-granting entities be required to interpret wishes inaccordance with the intent of the wisher
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|Feb 08
||That wish-granting entities be incapable of impatience
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|Feb 12
||Unlimited breadsticks
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|Feb 12
||Veto power over others’ wishes
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|Feb 19
||Veto power over others’ wishes and all congressional legislation
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|Feb 23
||The power to override any veto
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|Feb 27
||The power to see where any shortened URL goes without clicking
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|Feb 29
||The power to control the direction news anchors are looking while they talk
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|Mar 07
||The power to introduce arbitrary error into Nate Silver’s predictions
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|Mar 15
||A house of stairs
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|Mar 23
||A universe which is a replica of this one sans rules against meta-wishes
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|Mar 29
||Free transportation to and from that universe
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|Apr 02
||A clear explanation of how wish rules are structured and enforced
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|Apr 07
||The power to banish people into the TV show they’re talking about
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|Apr 08
||Zero wishes
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|Apr 15
||Veto power over clocks
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|Apr 22
||A Pokéball that works on strangers’ pets
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