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July 2, 2012

#1076: Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day really didn’t end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it didn’t break the loop. [[Phil Connors and Rita gettin’ busy under the covers of his bed]]

They just kept having sex, night after night, [[bed containing Phil and Rita repeats]] February 2nd after February 2nd… [[calendar page repeats]] ..forever

But nothing is forever. Not even forever

And the day after that sexual infinity [[calendar page here]] was February 3rd.

264 days later (the length of a pregnancy) was october 23rd – [[An enormous explosion in space]] Bishop Ussher’s date for the birth of our world.