July 2, 2012
#1076: Groundhog Day explain
Groundhog Day really didn’t end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it didn’t break the loop.
[Phil Connors and Rita getting busy under the covers of his bed.]
They just kept having sex, night after night,
[Bed containing Phil and Rita repeats.]
February 2nd after February 2nd…
[Calendar page repeats.]
..forever
But nothing is forever. Not even forever
And the day after that sexual infinity
[Calendar page shows Feb 3.]
was February 3rd.
264 days later (the length of a pregnancy) was October 23rd —
[An enormous explosion in space.]
Bishop Ussher’s date for the birth of our world.