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July 2, 2012

#1076: Groundhog Day explain

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day really didn’t end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it didn’t break the loop.

[Phil Connors and Rita getting busy under the covers of his bed.]

They just kept having sex, night after night,

[Bed containing Phil and Rita repeats.]

February 2nd after February 2nd…

[Calendar page repeats.]

..forever

But nothing is forever. Not even forever

And the day after that sexual infinity

[Calendar page shows Feb 3.]

was February 3rd.

264 days later (the length of a pregnancy) was October 23rd —

[An enormous explosion in space.]

Bishop Ussher’s date for the birth of our world.