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July 16, 2012

#1082: Geology


[[Two people are doing a geological survey]]

Person 1: Forget the bedding - we were wrong about the whole valley.

Person 2: The spreading is recent.

Person 1: See the friction breccia?

Person 2: Oh - flow cleavage! Deeper in the rift.

Person 1: Deeper.

[[An idea pops into Person 1’s head]]

Person 1: This orogeny

Person 2: is driven by a

Person 1: huge

Person 2: thrust fault

[[The same idea pops into person 2’s head]]

[[They both drop to the ground in a fit of passion]]

Geology: Surprisingly erotic.