June 6, 2012
#1065: Shoes explain
[Cueball, holding a sword, looks up to a disembodied voice coming from above, and a box hovers in the air before him.]
Voice: For saving my kingdom, I offer you a gift of great power.
[Cueball’s sword is now propped up against the right edge of the panel. The box opens, a glow emanating from within.]
Voice: These magic shoes enable the wearer to outrun death itself.
Cueball: Thank you. I…
[A close-up on Cueball as he examines the shoes. They have five toes.]
Cueball: Whoa, wait. They have those creepy individual toes.
[Cueball puts the shoes back in the still-hovering box. The sword cannot be seen.]
Voice: But they make you immortal.
Cueball: …I have to think about this.