#1063: Kill Hitler explain

[Black Hat and Cueball stand in front of a double door, which bears the label ‘TIME door’. Black Hat has his hands on his hips.]

Black Hat: I finished my time machine, but it’s one-use-only.

Cueball: You gotta kill Hitler.

[Close-up of Black Hat, one hand palm upward.]

Black Hat: Why are you so obsessed with this Hitler guy? We have all of time we could explore!

[Close-up of Cueball with both hands palm upward.]

Cueball: He’s evil incarnate! He murdered millions and sparked global war! Everyone agrees—if you get a time machine, you kill Hitler.

[Black Hat enters the now open Time door as the other man looks on..]

Black Hat: Fine, fine, I get it! Calm down.

Black Hat: BRB, killing Hitler.

[Black Hat returns, shutting the door with one hand. Cueball has outstretched arms.]

Black Hat: There. Done. Are you happy?

Cueball: Thank you.

Black Hat: He was in some kind of bunker. 1945 was loud!

Cueball: NO!