May 23, 2012
[[A man sits on an easy chair in front of a TV.]]
TV: Well, my posh Bel Air life took a turn for the worse.
TV: It’s a story best related in a doggerel verse.
TV: So kick back, relax, lemme put on some Adele for ya,
[[Man raises the remote and points at the screen.]]
TV: While I tell you why I’m running for mayor of Phila–