#1058: Old-Timers

[[A man with a neck beard types away at his computer screen.]]

Neckbeard: (typing) Whatever, noob. I’ve been on the internet since the BBS days.

Screen:

Wrong.

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[[A girl with buns on her head kneels on her chair, typing at a laptop on a table.]]

Buns: (typing) Before I was born, a lab took egg and sperm samples from my parents and sequenced the DNA.

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[[Neckbeard sits at his desk, reading his screen.]]

Buns: (from the screen) They emailed the genome to the Venter Institute, where they synthesized the genome and implanted it into sperm and eggs which became me.

[[Buns still typing on the laptop.]]

Buns: So, no. - You’ve

looked

at the internet. - I’ve

been

there.

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