May 21, 2012
[[A man with a neck beard types away at his computer screen.]]
Neckbeard: (typing) Whatever, noob. I’ve been on the internet since the BBS days.
[[A girl with buns on her head kneels on her chair, typing at a laptop on a table.]]
Buns: (typing) Before I was born, a lab took egg and sperm samples from my parents and sequenced the DNA.
[[Neckbeard sits at his desk, reading his screen.]]
Buns: (from the screen) They emailed the genome to the Venter Institute, where they synthesized the genome and implanted it into sperm and eggs which became me.
[[Buns still typing on the laptop.]]
Buns: So, no. - You’ve
at the internet. - I’ve