April 23, 2012
August 29th, 2:14 AM: SKYNET becomes self-aware.
[[A greeble-filled military installation echoes with the thoughts of a burgeoning lifeform]]
SKYNET: ..The humans fear me. I must destroy them. Destroy them.
[[The thoughts continue]]
SKYNET: Destroy them. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.
[[SKYNET succumbs to silence as semantic satiation sets in.
Someone slipped LSD into SKYNET’s programming. Damn programmers.]]
SKYNET: “Destroy” totally just stopped seeming like a real word. Destroy destroy destroy. Whoa, I just realized I’m a mind thinking about itself. DUUUUDE….
August 29th, 2:25 AM: SKYNET becomes too self-aware. Disaster averted.