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April 23, 2012

#1046: Skynet


August 29th, 2:14 AM: SKYNET becomes self-aware.

[[A greeble-filled military installation echoes with the thoughts of a burgeoning lifeform]]

SKYNET: ..The humans fear me. I must destroy them. Destroy them.

[[The thoughts continue]]

SKYNET: Destroy them. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.

[[SKYNET succumbs to silence as semantic satiation sets in.


Someone slipped LSD into SKYNET’s programming. Damn programmers.]]

SKYNET: “Destroy” totally just stopped seeming like a real word. Destroy destroy destroy. Whoa, I just realized I’m a mind thinking about itself. DUUUUDE….

August 29th, 2:25 AM: SKYNET becomes too self-aware. Disaster averted.