April 18, 2012
#1044: Romney Quiz explain
[One long panel, with a large headline at the top, flanked by two small pictures on each side: a portrait of Mitt Romney on the left, and a child (Charlie Bucket) running with a golden ticket in his hand on the left. Below is a list numbered 1 - 12 down the left. The answers on the bottom are written upside down.]
QUIZ: Who said it - former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, or Wonka contest winner Charlie Bucket?
Is there even a difference?
-
———— “I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country.”
-
———— “Returning Medicare to solid footing represents our greatest entitlement challenge.”
-
———— “Look, everyone, look, I’ve got it! The fifth golden ticket is mine!”
-
———— We have lost faith in government. Not in just one party, not in just one house, but in government."
-
———— “This banana’s fantastic! It tastes so real.”
-
———— “Grandpa… on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth.”
-
———— “I’m not happy exporting jobs, but we must move ahead in technology and patents.”
-
———— “Hey, the room is getting smaller.”
-
———— “It would be impossible to reach unanimity on every aspect of our budget.”
-
——— “Grandpa, look over there across the river! They’re little men!”
-
——— “I’m… going too high! Hey, Grandpa, I can’t get down! Help! Grandpa, the fan!”
-
——— “Barack Obama has failed America.”