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April 18, 2012

#1044: Romney Quiz explain

Romney Quiz

[One long panel, with a large headline at the top, flanked by two small pictures on each side: a portrait of Mitt Romney on the left, and a child (Charlie Bucket) running with a golden ticket in his hand on the left. Below is a list numbered 1 - 12 down the left. The answers on the bottom are written upside down.]

QUIZ: Who said it - former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, or Wonka contest winner Charlie Bucket?

Is there even a difference?

  1. ———— “I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country.”

  2. ———— “Returning Medicare to solid footing represents our greatest entitlement challenge.”

  3. ———— “Look, everyone, look, I’ve got it! The fifth golden ticket is mine!”

  4. ———— We have lost faith in government. Not in just one party, not in just one house, but in government."

  5. ———— “This banana’s fantastic! It tastes so real.”

  6. ———— “Grandpa… on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth.”

  7. ———— “I’m not happy exporting jobs, but we must move ahead in technology and patents.”

  8. ———— “Hey, the room is getting smaller.”

  9. ———— “It would be impossible to reach unanimity on every aspect of our budget.”

  10. ——— “Grandpa, look over there across the river! They’re little men!”

  11. ——— “I’m… going too high! Hey, Grandpa, I can’t get down! Help! Grandpa, the fan!”

  12. ——— “Barack Obama has failed America.”