#1036: Reviews

Shopping before online reviews:

[[A man and a woman stand in a store. The man points at a lamp on the table in front of him. There is another lamp on the table behind them.]]

Man: This lamp is pretty.

Woman: And affordable.

Man: Let’s get it.

Woman: Ok!

Shopping now:

[[The man points at a lamp on the table in front of him. The woman looks at her phone.]]

Man: This lamp is pretty.

Woman: It’s got 1 1

2 stars on Amazon. Reviews all say to avoid that brand.

[[The man and woman are now both looking at their phones.]]

Man: This one has good reviews.

Woman: Wait, one guy says when he plugged it in, he got a metallic taste in his mouth and his cats went deaf.

Man: Eek. What about – …no, review points out it resembles a uterus.

[[The man is still looking at his phone, the woman has hers at her side.]]

Man: Ok, I found a Swiss lampmaker with perfect reviews. Her lamps start at 1,300 Francs and she’s only reachable by ski lift.

Woman: You know, our room looks fine in the dark.