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March 16, 2012

#1030: Keyed


[[Two people are walking along]]

Person 1: I broke up with him yesterday

Person 2: That weird guy with the beret? Did he take it okay?

Person 1: He seemed upset. He went out to my car-

Person 2 ((interjecting)): uh oh

Person 1: -and spent the whole night painting a really detailed key on the side

Person 2: ..wait what?

[[Image of a person in a beret painting a giant key on the side of a car]]

Person 1: Then he woke me up to ask what I thought of it. He looked really proud.

Person 2: I … is he playing revenge mind games?

Person 1; I genuinely can’t tell if he remembers that we broke up.