March 16, 2012
#1030: Keyed
[[Two people are walking along]]
Person 1: I broke up with him yesterday
Person 2: That weird guy with the beret? Did he take it okay?
Person 1: He seemed upset. He went out to my car-
Person 2 ((interjecting)): uh oh
Person 1: -and spent the whole night painting a really detailed key on the side
Person 2: ..wait what?
[[Image of a person in a beret painting a giant key on the side of a car]]
Person 1: Then he woke me up to ask what I thought of it. He looked really proud.
Person 2: I … is he playing revenge mind games?
Person 1; I genuinely can’t tell if he remembers that we broke up.