← Back

March 16, 2012

#1030: Keyed explain

Keyed

[Ponytail and Cueball are walking along.]

Ponytail: I broke up with him yesterday.

Cueball: That weird guy with the beret?

Cueball: Did he take it okay?

Ponytail: He seemed upset. He went out to my car—

Cueball: Uh oh

Ponytail: —and spent the whole night painting a really detailed key on the side.

Cueball: …Wait, what?

[Image of Beret Guy painting a giant key on the side of a car.]

Ponytail: Then he woke me up to ask what I thought of it.

Ponytail: He looked really proud.

[Beret Guy holding a paintbrush.]

Cueball: I … is he playing revenge mind games?

Ponytail: I genuinely can’t tell if he remembers that we broke up.