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February 8, 2012

#1014: Car Problems

Car Problems

[[Person 1 stands in front of a projection of a car, with an audience of 3 people. One of the people is the Black Hat Man.]]

Person 1: Attention Please. This is a photo of my car as of two weeks ago.

[[Same person in front of a new projection of the same car engulfed in flames]]

Person 1: And this is my car as I found it this morning. Can anyone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

[[The audience ponders]]

Person 2: The white balance, for one.

Person 3: Focus is a bit too close.

Black Hat Man: The chromatic abberation suggests you bought your camera because it had “The most megapixels”.


comment from audience: Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera.

comment from different person: yeah