February 8, 2012
#1014: Car Problems
[[Person 1 stands in front of a projection of a car, with an audience of 3 people. One of the people is the Black Hat Man.]]
Person 1: Attention Please. This is a photo of my car as of two weeks ago.
[[Same person in front of a new projection of the same car engulfed in flames]]
Person 1: And this is my car as I found it this morning. Can anyone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?
[[The audience ponders]]
Person 2: The white balance, for one.
Person 3: Focus is a bit too close.
Black Hat Man: The chromatic abberation suggests you bought your camera because it had “The most megapixels”.
Person 1: THE CAR IS ON FIRE!
comment from audience: Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera.
comment from different person: yeah