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February 6, 2012

#1013: Wake Up Sheeple

Wake Up Sheeple

[[A man yells into a megaphone.]]

Man: Your government has turned against you! Corporations control your every thought! - Open your eyes!

[[Head-on view of man with megaphone.]]

Man: Wake up, sheeple! Wake up, sheeple! - WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

((in between two panels))

[[The man takes the megaphone away from his mouth.]]

«RUMBLE»

[[A half-sheep

half-man creature rises through the cracking earth, holding aloft a gnarled staff.]]

«B-A-A-A-A-A…»

[[Close-up on the sheep-man’s eye.]]

TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED… NOW WE RIIIIIIIISE baaaaaaa

[[A clearly upset woman goes up to the man with the megaphone, hands held out in front of her plaintively.]]

Woman: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Man: What? But I didn’t-

Out-of-frame #1: He awoke the Sheeple!

OOF #2: Heaven forgive us!

OOF #3: All is lost!