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February 6, 2012

#1013: Wake Up Sheeple explain

Wake Up Sheeple

[Cueball yells into a megaphone.]

Cueball: Your government has turned against you! Corporations control your every thought!

Cueball: Open your eyes!

[Zoomed in to Head-on view of Cueball.]

Cueball: Wake up, sheeple! Wake up, sheeple!

Cueball: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

[In a frame-less panel, Cueball takes the megaphone away from his mouth.]

RUMBLE

[A half-sheep half-man creature rises through the cracking earth, holding aloft a gnarled staff.]

B-A-A-A-A-A…

[Close-up on the sheep-man’s eye.]

Sheep-Man: TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED… NOW WE RIIIIIIIISE BAAAAAA

[A clearly upset Megan goes up to Cueball, hands held out in front of her plaintively.]

Megan: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Cueball: What? But I didn’t—

Out-of-frame #1: He awoke the Sheeple!

Out-of-frame #2: Heaven forgive us!

Out-of-frame #3: All is lost!