February 6, 2012
#1013: Wake Up Sheeple explain
[Cueball yells into a megaphone.]
Cueball: Your government has turned against you! Corporations control your every thought!
Cueball: Open your eyes!
[Zoomed in to Head-on view of Cueball.]
Cueball: Wake up, sheeple! Wake up, sheeple!
Cueball: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!
[In a frame-less panel, Cueball takes the megaphone away from his mouth.]
RUMBLE
[A half-sheep half-man creature rises through the cracking earth, holding aloft a gnarled staff.]
B-A-A-A-A-A…
[Close-up on the sheep-man’s eye.]
Sheep-Man: TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED… NOW WE RIIIIIIIISE BAAAAAA
[A clearly upset Megan goes up to Cueball, hands held out in front of her plaintively.]
Megan: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Cueball: What? But I didn’t—
Out-of-frame #1: He awoke the Sheeple!
Out-of-frame #2: Heaven forgive us!
Out-of-frame #3: All is lost!