#1018: Good Cop, Dadaist Cop

[[Two cops look through a window into an interrogation chamber holding a handcuffed suspect ]]

Good Cop: All right, let’s try good cop, dadaist cop

[[Good Cop is seated in front of the suspect]]

Good Cop: Look, you’re a good guy. We can work this out. Hey, lemme get us some coffee.

[[CHANGE PLACES]]

[[Dadaist Cop holds up a document of indeterminate contents and threatens the suspect with it]]

Dadaist Cop: See this? It’s Mark Zuckerberg’s Mortgage. So why is it written in CHURCH LATIN?

[[Dadaist cop physically rattles the suspect]]

Dadaist Cop: WHY ARE MY BONES SO SMALL?

Suspect: What’s WRONG with you!?

Dadaist Cop: What’s wrong with ART?