#999: Cougars explain

[Cueball is sitting at a computer; a child is standing behind.]

Cueball: Whoa, ever seen Wikipedia’s list of people who were attacked and killed by cougars?

Cueball: Crazy how many of them were kids who were just playing outside their houses.

[Caption below the panel:]

Reason #58 I should never have children: My love of learning and sharing knowledge about the world.