January 25, 2012
#1008: Suckville
[[A girl is kneeling on the floor, playing a card game.]]
Girl: Hah! – Welcome to Suckville - population:
you.
[[A guy is sitting on the floor opposite her, also playing the game.]]
Guy: Why are you using 2000 census data? – That’s an old figure.
[[The girl turns around from the game to look at her laptop, which is sitting on the floor behind her.]]
Girl: I couldn’t find Suckville in the 2010 census.
Guy: Huh? It’s right there in SF-1 table P1.
Girl: Oh. So it is.
[[The girl turns back to the guy, who is looking at his cards.]]
Girl: Well, then. Welcome to Suckville - population: 83.
Guy: Much better.