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August 3, 2011

#933: Tattoo


[[There is one human in the panel. The human points at their chest.]]

Human: I just have one tattoo - it’s six dots on my chest, done by my oncologist.

Human: I need them for aligning the laser sights on a flesh-searing relativistic particle cannon,

Human: So it will only kill the parts of me

[[Dramatic zoom, the panel background is black, with white text.]]

Human: That are holding me back.

[[The panel is larger, revealing who they’re talking to.]]

Human: But your barbed wire bicep tattoo is pretty hardcore, too!

Dejected: No, it’s OK. I’ll just go put a shirt on.