August 19, 2011
[[A couple has sex up against a wall.]]
[[A couple has sex standing in an armchair.]]
[[A couple has sex in a swing, swaying above a table with a flower vase on it.]]
[[Screenshot of Fitocracy. In the text field marked “log your workout for today,” the user has filled in “sex,” and the site has returned the message “activity not found.”]]
[[The couple is standing in front of the computer; one person is at the keyboard, the other standing back wearing a towel.]]
At Keyboard: Come on! That was like two hours of cardio!
In Towel: Hmm, let’s see … the part on the dresser was KIND of like skiiing …