#907: Ages explain

[A number line labeled “age.” The start point is 0, with points labeled 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, and 70, and the line continues past the width of the panel. There are interstitial, non-labeled points. Above the line are labeled brackets, with the rightmost one trailing off in a dotted line. They are (approximated):]

0-3: [Non-sentient]

4-12: “Everything is exciting!”

13-17: “Everything sucks!”

18-22: “Woooo college! Wooooo—” [vomit]

23-30: “Relationships are hard!

31-42: “So are careers!”

43-54: “No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that!”

55-75+: [More sex than anyone is comfortable admitting]